I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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