I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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