That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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