yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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