Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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