Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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