Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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