I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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