So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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