we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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