booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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