If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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