halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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