So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He passed out mid-signature
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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