just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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