Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
this boner is exhausting
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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