Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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