scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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