is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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