yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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