please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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