I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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