so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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