at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you