I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it