I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Dignity is for republicans.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Even my vagina gasped.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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