Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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