So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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