I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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