I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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