where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I AM VODKA MAN
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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