Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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