That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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