just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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