Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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