Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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