Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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