your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
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Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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