The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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