I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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