Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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