so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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