i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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