does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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