I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just took my morning after pill in the library
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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