Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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