he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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