Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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