Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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