If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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