Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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