It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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