If i need to get strippers involved i will.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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